Richard Wagner’s Siegfried

As every classical music lover must do at least once in their life, I’m attending Wagner’s complete Ring over two years. Because one does not simply walk into a world of gods, giants, dwarfs, dragons, and incestuous relationships, I’ll do my homework before every installment – and share it here. Part 3: Siegfried.

Another 17 years have passed since the events depicted in Die Walküre. Giant-turned-dragon Fafner sits contently on the gold that was stolen in Das Rheingold. But in the same forest, not too far from his cave, there grows a menace to his carefree existence.

That menace is Siegfried, son of Siegmund and Sieglinde, grandson of Wotan and Erda, and one of the most unlikeable people to ever set foot on an operatic stage.

The first action hero

That Siegfried is such a disappointing character is not a minor defect. After all, Wagner’s Ring project started as a single opera named Siegfried’s Tod, which later became Götterdämmerung. The other three instalments were tacked on because Wagner felt Siegfried’s backstory could use some fleshing out.

Siegfried was, therefore, supposed to be the main hero of the Ring. In Wagner’s imagination, he is the “man of the future”, “the most perfect human being”.

He wasn’t only referring to Siegfried’s personality. Wagner described him as:

“a beautiful young man, in the shapeliest freshness of his power, the real naked man in whom I was able to discern every throbbing of his pulse, every twitch of his powerful muscles.”

Siegfried Wagner action hero
Behold, the man of the future.

Unsurprisingly, Siegfried was something of an icon for the fin-the-siècle gay scene, of which, fittingly, Wagner’s son Siegfried was a closeted member.

The problem is that people with such a level of perfection are inevitably boring. Why should we care about the ‘heroic’ deeds of a guy who’s not only borderline invincible but also knows no fear? Without fear, there’s also no bravery. Siegfried just goes around killing foes and dragons left and right without a second thought – like a less entertaining Chuck Norris.

But before you think Siegfried is no more than a cardboard action hero, let me assure you that his personality also harbors a dark undercurrent.

Siegfried and Mime

The opera’s first act is set in the workshop of Mime, the brother of Alberich, whom we met a mere seven hours ago. Mime has taken up the role of single father since Siegfried’s birth. His plan is to use the strong and fearless Siegfried as his tool to kill Fafner and steal the gold.

Siegfried, however, isn’t aware of this plan, which makes his behavior towards Mime rather troubling. He’s constantly belittling him and even brings a live bear into the house just to sadistically scare his pants off.

Wagner Siegfried bear
That’s right, a bear!

You kind of agree with Mime expecting more gratitude from his adoptive son.

It gets worse when you consider the reason for Siegfried’s vileness. He’s not rebelling because of Mime’s actions, his thoughts, or even his character. At this point in the story, he’s unaware of all of that. He simply despises the dwarf for how he looks.

It’s when Siegfried first admires the reflection of his own ripped body, strong jawline, blond curls and baby-blue eyes in a forest pond, that he first realizes he cannot be Mime’s real son. Mime is small, ugly, and talks with a high-pitched whiny voice. He’s also constantly busy making dinner and doing laundry, instead of doing manly stuff like catching bears.

Wagner modern Mime
What an embarrassment.

For Wagner, Siegfried’s hate for this effeminate and ugly dwarf is natural and just; it needs no further justification. It’s the dramatization of a racist worldview that’s as unambiguous now as it was then. In the words of Gustav Mahler: “I know only one Mime, and that is me!”

Mime and Wotan

We immediately witness what a loser Mime is at the beginning of Act 1. Accompanied by the hammering Nibelungen music we remember fondly from Das Rheingold, he’s trying to forge a sword strong enough to butcher Fafner with. But Siegfried effortlessly breaks it in two.

Siegfried forces Mime to tell him who his real parents are. After he tells the story of Siegmund and Sieglinde, Mime shows Siegfried the pieces of Siegmund’s sword Nothung. Siegfried orders Mime to reforge it. Mime fails again; Siegfried leaves angrily.

Another old acquaintance enters, cleverly disguised’ as an old wanderer.

Wotan the wanderer

Wanderer Wotan asks Mime for some hospitality. After Mime refuses, he challenges the dwarf to play a game. He’s allowed to ask three questions. If Wotan is unable to answer them, the god will promptly lose his head.

These pitiful questions are all Mime can come up with:

  1. What race lives beneath the ground?
  2. What race lives on the earth?
  3. What race lives in the skies?

With a resounding ‘duh’, Wotan answers each question correctly: the dwarves, the giants, and the gods. He then turns the tables and demands that Mime answers three questions correctly or face death. Despite having nothing to gain and everything to lose, Mime agrees with the wager.

Wotan’s questions, however, are slightly more challenging:

  1. What race does Wotan love most but nonetheless treat very unfairly?
  2. Which sword can destroy Fafner?
  3. Who can repair that sword?

Mime knows the answer to questions one and two: the Wälsungs and Nothung. But he draws a blank on question three. Wotan reveals that Nothung can only be reforged by someone who knows no fear and – spoiler alert! – he leaves it up to that person to take Mime’s head.

Swordforger

Having received the news about his upcoming decapitation, Mime is understandably upset. But when Siegfried returns, he sees a simple way to escape his fate. Obviously, Siegfried is the fearless hero destined to kill him. So just teach him fear, and problem solved.

What better way to teach Siegfried how to fear than to introduce him to Fafner? As a bonus, he can steal the gold while he’s there and give it to Mime. Brilliant!

Although you might say this whole detour has been stupid because that was Mime’s plan for the last 17 years anyway. And you would be completely right.

The first act ends with Siegfried successfully reforging Nothung. Meanwhile, Mime brews a drink to poison Siegfried once Fafner is killed.

This so-called ‘forging song’ is the first musical high point of the opera. While the orchestra evocates the quivering flames and the rhythms of the anvil and the bellow, and Mime schemes in the background, Siegfried goes in all-out hero mode with relatively simple, repetitive melodies with a lot of leaps to showcase his boundless energy.

Not for the first or last time during the Ring, the music lends credibility to the story’s dubious claims. Here, Siegfried transforms into a hero before our eyes and ears, not through his actions or words, but through the musical magic wand that God somehow allowed Richard Wagner to wield.

Dragonslayer

Who’s that whining in front of the entrance to Fafner’s cave at the beginning of the second act? It’s Alberich the evil dwarf, Mime’s brother, and the original thief of the rhinegold. He’s waiting for the dragon to perish so he can take back the ring.

He’s joined by Wanderer Wotan, for no better reason than to tease his arch enemy a bit. He tells Alberich he’s not there to steal the gold, just to witness the events to come: not Wotan, but his own brother Mime will be Alberich’s contender for the gold. In typical Wagnerian fashion, he comes to warn the dwarf, then leaves the stage with a ‘que sera sera’ – events will unfold no matter what.

Wagner rage
THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF YOUR ENTIRE WARNING SPEECH?!

On the next daybreak, Siegfried and Mime arrive at Fafner’s lair. Mime wishes Siegfried good luck. Siegfried tells Mime to get lost. Then, our hero lays himself under a tree to wait until the dragon comes out for a drink.

We now encounter another aspect of Siegfried as the ideal romantic man: his close connection to nature. While the orchestra conjures up a tapestry of babbling brooks and rustling leaves – known as the Forest Murmurs – Siegfried tries to communicate with birds by blowing on a reed, although ultimately failing.

He immediately speaks Fafner’s language, though. When the dragon comes out of his lair, the two engage in a minimum of conversation (“I’m going to eat you.” – “No, you’re not.”) before their fight. Unsurprisingly, Siegfried effortlessly slays his foe with a stab through the heart.

Wagner Siegfried dragonslayer

Fafner is surprised and impressed by this “boy’s” courage and strength. With his dying breath, he gives a final warning: “Whoever blindly put you up to this, is also plotting your own death.” Is he talking about Mime, or is it possible that this key moment in the tetralogy holds a deeper meaning? Could the “blindly” refer to a one-eyed friend who foolishly created Siegfried to fulfill his own selfish desires?

Dwarfslayer

Although killing a dragon always looks nice on a pseudo-medieval résumé, it brought Siegfried no closer to understanding fear. He’s about to learn something else though. Some of Fafner’s blood has landed on Siegfried’s finger. When he licks it off, he’s suddenly able to understand the language of birds. One of them urges him to enter the cave where he will find the gold of the Nibelungen. However, the Tarnhelm will prove far more useful, and the ring would make him lord of the world.

When Siegfried goes into the cave, Mime reappears. He’s immediately joined by his brother Alberich, and they start a kind of rap battle about who’s more entitled to ‘rightfully steal’ the treasure.

As Siegfried reappears with the tarnhelm and the ring, the two dwarfs immediately flee and hide. The bird warns Siegfried that Mime wants to kill him. Luckily, the same dragon blood magic that enables Siegfried to understand birds will also allow him to hear the true meaning behind Mime’s treacherous talk.

Just like the previous encounter of Alberich and Mime, the next dialogue between Mime and Siegfried is an example of great musical comedy. While the music expresses the dwarf’s groveling tone, the words betray his murderous intentions. It’s a mismatch that will certainly put a smile on your face, as long as you don’t think too hard about how Wagner’s depiction of a two-faced dwarf rhymes with his views on certain members of the human race.

Siegfried, in any case, doesn’t appreciate the joke much. He kills Mime as foretold by Wotan, and buries him in Fafner’s cave, both forever united with their precious gold.

This afternoon of double murder leaves Siegfried anything but content. He still hasn’t learned fear and is now totally alone in this world. Luckily, his feathered friend knows the solution: a beautiful woman sleeping on a rock, encircled by flames and waiting to be woken by a hero who knows no fear.

Spearshatterer

The third act of Siegfried starts with two scenes of the kind that are seriously testing my patience as the Ring goes into its final hours. First, Wotan wakes up earth-goddess Erda to ask him how “the cruel wheel of fate can be stopped.” Apparently, he means the end of the Gods, but it’s not clear where he got that idea from. Erda tells him destiny is fixed, something that Wotan reproaches her for (although he said this himself to Alberich barely thirty minutes ago).

He then says that, because Siegfried knows fear nor envy, Alberich’s curse has no power over him and he will, with Brünnhilde by his side, redeem the world, even though this will entail the downfall of the gods. As was Wotan’s plan all along.

Nevertheless, when Siegfried shows up in the next scene, Wotan tries to stop him. First, with a barrage of inane questions: where are you going, where do you come from, nice sword – made that yourself? Then, when Siegfried gets understandably annoyed, he tries to block the road by holding up his fabled staff which Siegfried splits in two.

Wagner Wotan Siegfried Staff
“You shall … pass.”

Again, while this scene logically makes no sense (at least not to me, but libraries of books disagree), dramatically it’s another high point. It symbolizes the new order obliterating the old and plays out the universal concept of generational conflict. Wotan’s solemn musical motifs, by now well-known to the listener, are ironically subverted by the young upstart Siegfried. Then the tension rises, and the actual spear-shattering comes with amusing thunder and lightning. Nothing now stops Siegfried from claiming his female companion.

Siegfried and Brünnhilde

Nothing to stop Siegfried except a ring of fire, that is. But as you would expect by now, he effortlessly walks through that. When he reaches the top of the mountain, he notices a person sleeping in full body armor.

He first removes the helmet and sees a man with beautiful long hair. It’s only when he also cuts away the breastplate that he finds out it’s a woman – the first one he ever lays his eyes on. Apparently, Mime didn’t neglect the sexual education of the boy in his care.

Mime and young Siegfried
Rest in peace, you repulsive but diligent imp.

Finally, here’s a creature that Siegfried is genuinely afraid of. To be more precise, he panics because of the feelings she stirs up inside him. He calls out to his mother, which gives the whole thing a creepy Freudian touch.

Assembling his courage, Siegfried kisses Brünnhilde from her sleep. They immediately start to profess their love at first sight, both elaborately praising Siegfried’s mother – which should be a red flag on a first date.

Siegfried wakes Brunnhilde

However, while Siegfried is getting hornier by the minute, Brünnhilde is starting to have second thoughts. Because of Wotan’s punishment in Die Walküre, she’s now a mere, and virginal, mortal. Her armor is now literally taken away, leaving no defense against desires that rage both in Siegfried and herself.

It’s hard to miss the sexual subtext of this scene. This is, after all, written by the composer who had just finished Tristan and Isolde. But the final musical highlight of this opera is something that comes very close to a traditional aria that could have featured in The flying Dutchman. Brunnhilde pleads with Siegfried to leave her in peace and preserve her immaculate image in his memory:

However, the flames of love have already spread beyond control. With a generous portion of ecstatic vocalizing, Siegfried and Brünnhilde declare each other their undying love. The ring is in the hands of a couple that should be able to withstand its corrupting power.

Are these the best classical tracks of 2024?

Probably not. But out of the ones I’ve heard, I’ve enjoyed these the most.

Listen to the Spotify playlist

10. Te Deum: Prélude (Marc-Antoine Charpentier)

Te Deum Charpentier

Featured on: Charpentier & Desmarest: Te Deum (Ensemble Les Surprises)

I considered choosing a less obvious track from this album, but let’s be honest, there’s a reason why this is such an evergreen. That rambunctious opening drumroll followed by those cock-a-hoop trumpets—there aren’t enough words in my thesaurus to describe my exhilaration whenever I hear this.

Nevertheless, I can heartily recommend the rest of the album as well. This recording shines from all angles like a Versailles chandelier. And then there’s the way the singers, doubtlessly for historical accuracy, Frenchify the Latin. So the ‘u’ in ‘laudamus’ doesn’t sound like ‘boot’ but like—well—‘parvenu’ (pronounced in French). Which, for some reason, I find endlessly entertaining.

9. Funeral March for Rikard Nordraak (Edvard Grieg)

Funeral March Richard Nordraak Grieg

Featured on: Grieg: Symphonic Dances (Bergen Philharmonic Orchestra, Edward Gardner)

On to more drums and winds, but less jolliness. This funeral march was written by a young Edvard Grieg to honor his friend and mentor Richard Nordraak, the composer of the Norwegian national anthem who died aged 23 of tuberculosis.

As dictated by convention, this march is a mixture of pomposity, tenderness, and grief. Although you might also detect a pang of guilt. After all, Grieg had ignored his sick friend’s incessant pleadings for a visit out of fear of catching the disease himself.

Towards the end of his life, Grieg always kept a copy of this score in his briefcase, in case there was need for some impromptu serenading when he suddenly dropped dead. It was played at his funeral in the end. If you want it to accompany your own interment, this recording by the Bergen Philharmonic Orchestra will not disappoint.

8. Finale, Presto from Symphony nr. 98 (Joseph Haydn)

Haydn symphony 98

Featured on: Haydn 2032, Vol. 16: The Surprise (Il Giardino Armonico, Kammerorchester Basel, Giovanni Antonini)

I elaborately sang the praises of Haydn this year. So it makes sense to include some of his music in 2024’s overview. And the Haydn 2032 series is so good that I can include it in every year’s list.

This allegro is a perfect illustration of Haydn’s unique approach to composition. It starts with a lighthearted and, dare I say, forgettable melody. But then it branches out to all corners of the emotional spectrum.

The final surprise is a short but lively keyboard solo just when you thought the movement was grinding to a halt. At the premiere in London, this was played by the 60-year-old Haydn himself—never particularly known as a virtuoso. Imagine Bob Dylan suddenly turning into Billy Joel at the piano, and you’ll understand why the baffled crowd immediately demanded an encore.

7. A Ballet Through Mud (RZA)

A ballet through mud

Featured on: A Ballet Through Mud (Colorado Symphony)

Speaking of surprises, when I first heard this track in the background, my first guess was Rimsky-Korsakov—mainly because of the obvious quotation from Scheherazade. Turned out the composer was RZA, aka Robert Fitzgerald Diggs, of Wu-Tang Clan fame.

RZA is quite the renaissance man: rapper, filmmaker, actor, composer, and producer. It’s the producer job that brings in the C.R.E.A.M, though. So it’s no surprise that this album, apart from some beautiful melodies, stands out for its amazing orchestration.

6. At the Purchaser’s Option (Rhiannon Giddens)

At the purchaser's option

Featured on: But Not My Soul: Price, Dvořák & Giddens (Ragazze Quartet)

Rarely is there such a heartbreaking story behind an innocuous title. Listen to Rhiannon Giddens tell it and stick around for her mesmerizing performance:

This original version gets its emotional punch from the combination of the laid-back banjo music with Giddens’ dignified and controlled anger.

The string quartet arrangement by Jacob Garchik is more extroverted, releasing all the pain and rage through plaintive countermelodies, plucking on snares, and hammering on wood. No substitute for the original, but certainly a worthy complement.

5. Tuba Mirum (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)

Tuba mirum mozart

Featured on: Mozart: Requiem (Pygmalion, Raphaël Pichon)

This one will be on a lot of lists this year. Raphaël Pichon interweaves Mozart’s Requiem with lesser-known compositions by the composer that seem to eerily foreshadow his final work. Certainly interesting, but it’s the amazing performance of the pièce de résistance that will turn this into a classic recording.

In the liner notes, Pichon explains how Mozart’s Requiem is in some ways an extension of his operas, “[elevating] the orchestra to the status of an additional character, [even] the most complex character to convey what could not be expressed in words.”

That’s nowhere more evident than in the Tuba Mirum, an almost operatic quartet with a trombone as the fifth character. But Pichon also brings out the dramatic power of Mozart’s (or is it Süssmayr’s?) string section as a sixth member of the conversation.

4. Strike the viol (Jakub Józef Orliński/Henry Purcell)

Strike the viol

Featured on: #LetsBaRock (Jakub Józef Orliński, Aleksander Debicz)

Let me get one thing off my chest first.

Dear classical music marketing people, I know pop-classical crossover is hard to sell. But let me assure you that album titles such as these only make things worse. It sounds like something that was coined in the seventies.

Saturday Night Fiedler
Good times, but not to be revived.

But wait a minute, I retract my words. I see you’ve added a contemporary touch: the completely meaningless hashtag! An unmistakable sign that you are truly ‘with it’.

Why should I care? Because this is a great album, and it would be a pity if the already tiny potential audience for this sort of thing was put off by this horrible title.

Countertenor Orliński and pianist Debicz bring cover versions of lesser-known baroque tunes and some of their own compositions in various 20th and 21st-century musical garments—ranging from jazz to hip-hop.

The combination of rich stylistic variety and consistent bare-boned instrumentation (mostly just voice, piano, drums, and bass) works extremely well. Just play this track, repress your purist prejudices (in either direction). And admit that it just, well, rocks.

3. Piano Quintet in G Minor: Largo (Sergey Taneyev)

Sergey Taneyev

Featured on: Taneyev: Violin Sonata in A Minor & Piano Quintet in G Minor, Op. 30 (Spectrum Concerts Berlin)

“Unfortunately for Sergei Taneyev, his music has long been held in high respect.” Nothing can be improved about that introduction by Gavin Dixon to this relatively unknown Russian composer. As a pupil of Tchaikovsky and teacher of Scriabin and Rachmaninov, Taneyev is a key figure in the history of Russian music. But he himself was more attracted to the Germanic tradition, earning him the nickname of ‘Russian Brahms’.

Much like Brahms, Taneyev combines strict compositional procedures with soaring expressions of emotion. This largo from his piano quintet is a nice example. It’s written in the respectable baroque form of a passacaglia, where one melody (presented very dramatically in unison at the beginning) is repeated throughout the movement. It’s a strong anchor for a deep dive into the innermost depths of the human soul—classical romanticism at its best.

This passionate aspect of Taneyev’s music seems to be overshadowed by his reputation as an academic traditionalist. His uneventful personal life might also have something to do with it. A lifelong bachelor, the closest he came to scandal was when Tolstoy’s wife took a shine to him. She wasn’t particularly subtle about it, which enraged Tolstoy. Nevertheless, the whole thing completely passed by Taneyev’s notice.

Maybe all that emotional torment in his music had no basis in real life. Or maybe his ‘lifelong friendship’ with Tchaikovsky was more complicated than most bios would have us believe. In that case, I hope someone discreetly informed poor Mrs. Tolstoy.

2. Piano Concerto in C-sharp Minor: Allegretto (Francis Poulenc)

Poulenc piano concerto

Featured on: Fauré & Poulenc: Works for Piano & Orchestra (Romain Descharmes, Malmö Opera Orchestra, Michael Halász)

“Half monk and half naughty boy.” Now that’s more like it. It’s how critic Claude Rostand described Francis Poulenc, a composer who’s often derided for not being sufficiently serious. Understandable, when you listen to this first movement of his piano concerto, where he even outdoes Haydn in his constant thwarting of our expectations.

Maybe it’s a bit much and the whole thing misses a sense of unity. But his gorgeous melodies are unsurpassed by anyone but Mozart or Schubert. I couldn’t get the main theme out of my head for at least a week.

And then there’s that solemn brass chorale around the 6-minute mark, dialoguing with the piano and strings. Poulenc lets the seductive main theme kick in again with scarcely any transition, bringing the monk and the naughty boy face to face and creating a moment of sublime beauty.

1. Violin Concerto, Op. 15: II and III (Benjamin Britten)

Violin concerto Benjamin Britten

Featured on: Britten: Violin Concerto, Chamber Works (Isabelle Faust, Symphonieorchester Des Bayerischen Rundfunks)

In 1939, Benjamin Britten arrived in the United States seeking refuge from the rise of fascism and militarism in Europe. His subsequently written violin concerto is therefore often regarded as a commentary on those troubled times.

Some say the young Britten went a little overboard with this concerto. The orchestra (especially the percussion section) is unusually large, and the violin part extremely demanding. It’s hard to imagine how some of the parts of the cadenza at the end of Part II can be played without at least one extra hand.

It’s impossible to separate these two movements: there’s no break between them and the theme of the passacaglia of Part III (a simple rising and then descending scale) is foreshadowed in Part II.

The general mood of Part II is one of terrible, beautiful violence (something that can only exist in art), reminiscent of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony. There’s no triumph in Part III though, only resignation without acceptance.

It’s easy to imagine Britten writing this in 2024. But where would he escape to?

Who invented classical music?

Who first created classical music? Ask ChatGPT, and you’ll get a correct but boring answer. Something about classical music having “a rich and diverse history, shaped by numerous composers and musical developments.” Big snore.

Person yawning
This is how generative AI will take over the world: by putting us to sleep with its wishy-washy word salads.

Beethoven and AI: the battle of the superhumans

Ask Google, and the answer will be decisive but wrong.

Who invented classical music

The equally entertaining and correct answer is Joseph Haydn (1732-1809). Here are four reasons why.

1. He had an actual classical music lab

Many world-changing inventions, from penicillin to Keanu Reeves, originated in a laboratory. Classical music is no exception.

In 1761, then barely 30 years old, Joseph Haydn entered into the service of Prince Esterházy. He would remain there more or less until the end of his life.

Fans of the ‘free artistic spirits’ of the following generations (Mozart, Beethoven, and so on) often look down on Haydn for his position as a mere servant – with a livery and all. And they’re right that Haydn wasn’t free to follow his muse. He had to cater to the whims of his master, such as writing 175 pieces for an obscure instrument that the count happened to like.

Haydn baryton
This monstrosity looks like the result of an unfortunate night of passion between a cello and a lute.

On top of that, poor Haydn didn’t live in the bustling musical metropolis of Vienna. He spent most of his days in a remote palace erected on top of a mosquito-infested swamp. How was he supposed to keep up with the latest trends?

He didn’t. And his music benefited from it. Or as Haydn himself said in this famous quote:

“I was cut off from the world. There was no one to confuse or torment me, and I was forced to become original.”

In other words – more Doc Brown than Steve Jobs – Haydn preferred tinkering around in his basement above hobnobbing with the musical jet set and stealing their ideas.

It helped that this proverbial basement was excellently equipped. Haydn had one of Europe’s finest orchestras at his disposal for performances and rehearsals. He could test what worked and what didn’t, make changes, and try again. It was a musical test lab that folks like Mozart and Beethoven could only dream of. And it certainly makes you wonder who enjoyed the most artistic freedom.

2. He (sort of) invented the classical style

Haydn is often called the ‘father’ of the symphony and the string quartet. Admittedly, that’s a bit of an overstatement. He obviously wasn’t the first to write a large piece for an orchestra or to come up with the idea of combining two violins, a viola, and a cello.

More to the point, he used these two genres to explore new ways of composing. And that’s where things get a little bit technical, I’m afraid.

Absurd album cover
Here’s a splendid album cover to lighten the mood.

Listen to music by Baroque composers like Bach and Handel, and you’ll find that a single piece of music usually explores one emotion: sad, triumphant, melancholy, and so on. Sometimes two, such as in the ubiquitous Da Capo arias with a contrasting middle section, but that’s about it.

The following generation of composers wanted to combine multiple emotions in one piece. So you quickly go from sad, to angry, to resigned, to happy. The trick is to do this without the whole thing sounding like a toddler with mood swings.

That’s what Haydn mastered through the dozens of symphonies and string quartets that poured out of his musical lab. He found a way to build musical structures that combined a variety of emotions with a sense of balance and logic.

Haydn wasn’t the only one to do that, but he was the best. Without his innovations, Mozart wouldn’t have written his famous operatic finales, nor Beethoven his dramatic symphonies. In this respect, Haydn can truly be considered the inventor of classical music.

Admittedly, this is only true for what late nineteenth-century critics labelled the ‘Viennese classical school’ around Haydn, Mozart, and Beethoven. Not for what we now call classical music, which is everything from Gregorian chant to Ludovico Einaudi.

Nevertheless, it’s no coincidence that this ‘classical’ label first awarded to Haydn gradually stuck to ‘all music that aspires to do more than divert’. Or ‘all music that’s worth to be remembered’. And this brings us to his other great innovation.

3. He invented the classical music ‘masterwork’ culture

Although Haydn stayed in one place for most of his life, his music travelled to all corners of Europe. Unauthorized prints of his scores were in high demand. Soon, the ‘brand’ Haydn was tacked to other people’s works to jack up sales.

You could write an entire article about how the business-savvy Haydn gradually took matters into his own hands. Through hard bargaining with publishers – and some downright fraud – he managed to slice out a nice piece of the pie for himself. In a time, remember, when there was no such thing as copyright.

But for the history of classical music, what happened at the end of his life is more interesting. First, take a look at this graph:

hours of music per composer

That giant bar is Haydn’s musical output during his lifetime. Others don’t come near, and after his death, productivity evidently declined.

Did those young upstarts lack Papa Haydn’s work ethic?

Actually, they followed in his footsteps.

There’s a whole story behind that giant bar. While Haydn wrote a ton of music – 106 symphonies alone – he wrote considerably less during his later years. Because he was tired? Perhaps. But also, because the new Prince Esterházy didn’t ask for as many compositions, while still paying him a generous allowance.

Instead, Haydn started to value quality over quantity.

Wait, that might imply that his former work was bad.

A better way to put it, is that he became more ambitious. Like the rock bands back in the day that started to churn out concept albums once they were rich, bored, or both.

In his later works, including The creation and the Mass in time of war, Haydn is no longer trying to please his master or cater to the whims of the market, he’s writing for posterity.

Happily, this long-term goal didn’t hurt his short-term cash flow. It turned out people were prepared to dig a little deeper in their pockets for such ‘masterworks’. The earnings for The creation started rolling in before the work was even printed, because Haydn used a subscription model where supporters paid in advance for copies of the score. That’s right, he also invented crowdfunding.

Original score of Haydn's creation
The creation was also immediately published in a combined German and English edition, to make sure this unique work could be instantly appreciated by the whole ‘civilized world’ – naturally excluding the French.

At the same time, people were using the Saint Matthew passion manuscripts to wrap fish ‘n chips, The creation was the first composition that was deemed of ‘eternal value’. It immediately popped up on all concert programs and stayed there forever. It was the first entry of what we now call – for better or worse – the standard repertoire.

4. He doesn’t get the recognition he deserves

Joseph Swan invented the light bulb, John Blankenbaker the personal computer. Yet it’s Thomas Edison and Steve Jobs who ended up in the history books. Uncredited pioneers are everywhere.

Haydn isn’t exactly forgotten, of course. But he’s also not in the superstar league of Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, or Chopin. Do you, doubtlessly a classical music connoisseur, disagree with that assessment? Then please whistle a Haydn tune for me.

Now.

I’ll wait.

If you finally came up with the andante of the surprise symphony – congratulations. Also, how predictable.

That famous andante is a good example of why Haydn gets more respect than love. Let’s be honest: the melody is incredibly bland and silly. Compared to the countless Mozart melodies you know by heart, it sounds uninspired. And (divine) inspiration is what we expect from an artistic genius – like Paul McCartney waking up with the tune of Yesterday fully formed in his head.

In some ways, Haydn was more an artisan than an artist. His main drive was to systematically explore the possibilities of music – almost in the scientific spirit of enlightenment. Trivial melodies are actually better suited for that purpose, as they offer a lot more opportunities for development.

Beethoven also knew that. You can’t say that the opening theme of the fifth symphony, for example, is a great find. We cherish it because we know what comes after those 4 notes. What sets Beethoven apart, is that he used these techniques to write pieces of music with an incredible emotional drive. And that, alas, is what’s often missing from Haydn. His music is often a lot more interesting than moving.

Is Haydn still worth listening to?

Has this article convinced you of Haydn’s historic importance but also weary of listening to his music? You’re not alone. And that’s a pity, because there’s a formidable oeuvre waiting for you to – trust me – enjoy. Here are some tips for appreciating Haydn:

Start with works from his middle period

Haydn was very much into Sturm und Drang, an artistic emo movement that was fashionable during the 1760/70s. Many of the works he wrote then are a lot more passionate than his later compositions, and therefore easier on the modern ear.

Examples are symphonies such as the Trauer (no. 44), Farewell (no. 45), and La passione (no. 49); and the six string quartets opus 20 (a big influence on Beethoven).

After that, learn to take pleasure in being amused rather than moved

Haydn is often called the master of humor in music. Unfortunately, that makes him sound like some silly prankster uncle.

Inventor classical music
“Go on, pull my finger to see what I’m hidin’. Get it? Hidin’?!”

But the ‘humor’ in his most mature instrumental works is a lot more sophisticated than the insertion of ‘practical jokes’ like the loud surprise chord in the aforementioned andante. It’s about constantly thwarting your expectations, playing with the conventions that he helped to establish, essentially parodying himself.

Because this is music that actively refuses to ‘pull you in’, it requires a different listening attitude compared to Mozart or Beethoven. You can’t disappear into it; you have to enter into a conversation with it. Even though your part of the discussion will mostly be: “I see what you did there, ol’ chap. Well done!”

Put The creation on your lifelong playlist

Just like J.S. Bach, Haydn was a devout man. His most ‘personal’ music is not about his internal struggles, but about his relationship with God.

But while Bach was a somewhat creepy and antisemitic fundamentalist, Haydn had a more tolerant and optimistic view of religion, and of life. One that illuminates every note in his magnum opus: The creation.

The creation, based on the book of Genesis and Milton’s Paradise lost, is an incomparable celebration of God through the evocation of the beauty of nature and of human love. Its music depicts the cosmological transformation from chaos to order, the separation of heaven and earth, the first sunrise, roaring lions and buzzing insects.

In the hands of a lesser composer, this would sound like sequence of cheap sound effects. But thanks to Haydn’s musical innovations, it all amounts to a coherent whole.

In The creation, there’s no room for doom and damnation. Early on, ‘hellish spirits’ are quickly thrown into the abyss, never to be heard again. Magnificent choirs, inspired by the Handel performances that Haydn heard during his trips to London, beam their joyous and hopeful messages into the world.

Haydn intended for the creation to be his eternal message to the humanity. Paradoxically, no other work is so steeped in the optimism of the Enlightenment. That optimism proved to be less timeless (and warranted) than he had hoped. But it should never completely disappear from view. And neither should classical music’s greatest inventor.

Richard Wagner’s Die Walküre

As every classical music lover must do at least once in their life, I’m attending Wagner’s complete Ring over two years. Because one does not simply walk into a world of gods, giants, dwarfs, dragons, and incestuous relationships, I’ll do my homework before every installment – and share it here. Part 2: Die Walküre.

At the end of Das Rheingold, we say goodbye to Wagner’s mythical world with a view of the gods stately entering Walhalla. In stark contrast, Die Walküre opens with a humble house in the forest. Restless cellos and double basses announce that a storm, and trouble, is brewing.

If you were dying to find out how Wotan, Fafner, or even Alberich were doing, you must be patient. The first character we meet in Die Walküre is no god, giant or dwarf, but a measly man named Siegmund. He’s looking for refuge from his enemies.

Act 1: the Volsung twins

Siegmund is found by Sieglinde, who’s waiting for her abusive husband, Hunding, to come back from the hunt. Taking pity on the stranger, she offers him some water.

Siegmund Die Walküre
As depicted in this print from 1889, which came with a bottle of meat broth. Imagine children nagging their parents into buying more broth so they can complete their Walküre collection – then fruitlessly try to convince me this is the best time to be alive.

Hero or not, Siegmund comes over as a bit of a sourpuss. He won’t say his name but calls himself ‘Woeful’ – a ‘born loser,’ as the kids would say – and entertains Sieglinde with an account of his many misfortunes.

Sieglinde immediately sympathizes with this sadsack. When hubby Hunding enters the house, he’s understandably suspicious. He asks Siegmund about his past, who says he’s a ‘Volsung’ whose mother was killed by ‘Neidings’ who kidnapped his twin sister. Later, he was also separated from his father, Wälse (listen for the Walhalla music in the orchestra for a tip into who this is). Right before he fled to Hunding’s hut, he killed some Neidings in a fight.

Unfortunately, Hunding happens to be a Neiding. Not wanting to be inhospitable, he offers Siegmund a bed for the night. But breakfast will be a round of mortal combat.

After Hunding and Sieglinde go to bed, Siegmund wallows some more in his self-pity. Then, Sieglinde returns to tell him that an old man visited her house a while ago. He buried a sword in a tree, from where only a true hero can extract it. She’s convinced that Siegmund is this hero.

Suddenly, the doors open, revealing a beautiful spring after a harsh winter. Flowers bloom, birds sing, and Siegmund and Sieglinde realize they are brother and sister. Siegmund draws the sword from the tree, they sing a beautiful duet, and have great sex.

Siegmund and Sieglinde
Where meat broth reigns, there are no sins of the flesh.

Wait, what?!

That’s right: an incestuous relationship is at the heart of Die Walküre and the whole Ring cycle. If you listen closely during this scene, you hear the melody accompanying Alberich’s renunciation of love in scene 1 of Das Rheingold. What we see with Siegmund and Sieglinde is nothing less than the rebirth of love.

Of course, incest is a common ingredient of the old myths and legends that were Wagner’s source material. What’s shocking about Siegmund and Sieglinde is not their incestuous relationship but the way Wagner refuses to condemn it and even revels in it. The end of Act 1 is a precursor to the big finish of Tristan und Isolde: a musical depiction of intercourse – the female orgasm in particular. It’s as if the Lannister twins were the true heroes of Game of Thrones, and we were treated to countless scenes of their explicit yet tender lovemaking.

Act 2: meet Brünnhilde

After this strange and sordid miniature opera, the beginning of Act II feels like stepping onto firmer ground. We hear the Valkyrie theme for the first time in the Ring but for the hundredth-or-so time in our lives.

Moreover, we meet an old acquaintance: Wotan, king of the gods. He’s instructing his daughter Brünnhilde – a Valkyrie whose usual job description is to escort fallen heroes to Walhalla – to assist Siegmund during his upcoming fight with Hunding.

Brünnhilde expresses her gung-ho attitude with a “Hojotoho Heiaha!” Then she makes herself scarce because she sees Fricka approaching in her ram-drawn chariot – and her stepmother is not exactly in a good mood.

Fricka Wotan Die Walküre
You might say she ‘has a beef’ with Wotan.

As the divine protector of marriage, Fricka is understandably vexed by the brother-and-sister hanky-panky under Hunding’s roof. She condemns Wotan for tolerating this transgression of his own laws. And casually reminds him – not for the first time, one imagines – of his philandering over the years.

Wotan has been a busy boy indeed since Das Rheingold, conceiving:

  • The Volsung twins with a mortal woman
  • Brünnhilde with Erda, the earth goddess whom we briefly met during Das Rheingold
  • The other eight Valkyries with other mortal women

Demanding justice for Hunding (and for herself), Fricka insists that Wotan remove his protection of (his son) Siegmund. In reply, Wotan explains his plan: he sired Siegmund as a man of free will to steal the ring from Fafner before Alberich could get his greedy little hands on it. After all, he can’t do it himself because then he would (again) violate his own laws.

It sounds like a flimsy excuse for tomcatting around, and that’s precisely how Fricka takes it. Moreover, she points to the apparent hole in Wotan’s logic: if he helps Siegmund, the latter is no longer solely acting according to his free will.

Wotan gives in to his wife. When Brünnhilde returns, he orders her not to help Siegmund in his battle with Hunding. He also confides in her by telling her about all that’s happened during and after Das Rheingold. Now that his plan is failing, he bemoans his fate – “Alas, I only sire servants” – and predicts a doomed future for the gods.

Wotan leaves Brünnhilde alone, and then Siegmund and Sieglinde turn up. Sieglinde goes into a lot of unnecessary details on how good the sex with her brother was. At the same time, she’s ashamed because she was ‘tainted’ by Hunding before and is therefore not worthy to sleep with Siegmund.

This might be where you conclude you’re fed up with this nonsense. Every sane person has that feeling at least once during any Wagner opera. But that’s when it typically happens: a moment so heartbreakingly beautiful and simply human that you cannot fathom how it could have been written by the same person who moments ago served you that pseudophilosophical drivel.

I’m talking about the scene popularly known as the ‘Todesverkündigung.’ Brünnhilde informs Siegmund that he won’t survive the battle with Hunding. But this cloud has a silver lining: she will take him to Walhalla, where he will live the life of a prince, meet his father, and enjoy the company of countless ‘wish-maidens.’

All good and well, says Siegmund, but if Sieglinde is not there, I’ll pass.

This simple declaration of love is set to some of the most moving music ever conceived. No need for anvils or other shenanigans to wow the audience here, just some low wind instruments like trombones to paint a solemn and haunting atmosphere.

Then, Siegmund says he’d rather kill his wife than die without her, which is weird again. But it does convince Brünnhilde to defy Wotan’s order.

Now it’s time for the big action scene! When Hunding shows up, the duel ensues. First, Brünnhilde intervenes to help Siegmund, but then it’s time for the true deus ex machina. Wotan shatters Siegmund’s sword, so Hunding can deliver the fatal blow.

Siegmund dies Die Walküre
Felled like an ox!

Hunding is not allowed to enjoy his triumph for long. Wotan orders him to tell Fricka the ‘good news,’ strikes him down, and resolves to have his revenge on his disobedient daughter Brünnhilde.

Die Walküre, Wagner and Women

This is how you likely picture Brünnhilde:

Lillian Nordica Die Walküre

It’s a photo of Lillian Nordica, a famous American soprano who, as a suffragette, also used her voice to loudly call for women’s right to vote. It’s a cause that Wagner wouldn’t have approved of. It won’t surprise you that he wasn’t – even by the standards of his time – a feminist.

And yet, as Alex Ross explains in his book Wagnerism, many proponents for women’s rights were inspired by Wagner’s works – and Die Walküre in particular. While the men – Wotan and Siegmund – constantly whine about how powerless they are, the women take action and change the course of events.

Without getting ahead of ourselves too much, it’s undoubtedly Brünnhilde who’s the true hero(ine) of the complete ring cycle. And so it’s only fitting that the most popular installment of the four is named after her. And that she gets the most bitchin’ theme music before Darth Vader.

For now, though, she won’t be rewarded for her bravery.

Act 3: Wotan’s punishment

Is that napalm you smell? Do you hear the helicopters whirring? Yes, the third act opens with the famous Ride of the Valkyries. They come galloping home from their job as battlefield cleaning ladies, taking away the fallen heroes.

Ride of the Valkyries Die Walküre
Fresh meat for Walhalla!

One carries a different cargo: Brünnhilde whisked Sieglinde away from the crime scene and hopes to hide her from Wotan. At first, Sieglinde – in true romantic fashion – insists that she’d rather die than face a future without her brother/lover. But when Brünnhilde informs her that she’s carrying Siegmund’s child, she quickly changes her tune.

Brünnhilde hopes for some sisterly solidarity in the wake of a wrathful Wotan. But Gerhilde, Helmwige, Ortlinde, Waltraute, Rossweise, Siegrune, Grimgerde and Schwertleite go into instant panic mode. Luckily, their exquisite ensemble singing more than makes up for their cowardness.

Brünnhilde tells Sieglinde to flee to the eastern forest where Fafner, now transformed into a dragon, sits on his hoard – and Wotan would not dare to go. She also gives Sieglinde the fragments of Siegmund’s sword. Her child, Siegfried, will one day forge it again.

Brünnhilde faces Wotan alone. The disappointed father refuses to listen to her pleas for mercy and comes up with a cruel punishment: she will be put to sleep and at the mercy of the first man who wakes her.

After some more protests by Brünnhilde – “Anything is better than marrying a worthless man” – he agrees to circle her body with a ring of fire. Only a true hero can get to her, and it’s obvious who she has in mind for that role. In true operatic fashion, Wotan says goodbye to Brünnhilde 57 times, calls on Loge to start a nice blaze, and so ends Die Walküre.

Wotan Brünnhilde Die Walküre
But we will ‘meat’ again!

Are these the best classical tracks of 2023?

Probably not. But out of the ones I’ve heard, I’ve enjoyed these the most.

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10. Le tableau de l’opération de la taille (Marin Marais)

Marin Marais alb

Featured on: Marin Marais: Folies d’Espagne, La Rêveuse & other works (Jean-Guihen Queyras & Alexandre Tharaud)

Admittedly, this first entry is something of a ‘novelty song.’ It’s included on a record that has a lot more beauty to offer. Jean-Guihen Queyras & Alexandre Tharaud interpret viola da gamba pieces by Marin Marais (1656 – 1728) for cello and piano, with stunning results. You should check it out in full.

On this track, actor Guillaume Gallienne joins them to recite the text that Marais added to his piece Le tableau de l’opération de la taille. ‘La taille’ is the removal of a bladder stone, a horror Marais himself had to undergo when he was about 64.

Marin Marais opération de la taille
These people are smiling way too much.

Marais decided to pour his painful experience into a song. Much like Taylor Swift in Death by a Thousand Cuts, but with actual pain.

The text details the procedure. If you don’t understand French, consider yourself lucky. The music expresses the feelings of the patient. At the crucial/most excruciating moment, Marais decides the traditional Baroque style cannot capture the mood and skips ahead to early-twentieth-century expressionism. Who can blame him?

9. We played some open chords and rejoiced, for the earth had circled the sun yet another year (Dustin O’Halloran)

Echoes orchestra of the swan

Featured on: Echoes (Orchestra of the Swan)

Midlifers like me remember the concept of ‘mix tapes’: a carefully selected collection of songs that fit on a 60-or 90-minute cassette tape. The idea was that such a highly personal selection would reveal to the recipient, usually a love interest, how sophisticated we were – without the hassle of actually having to express a feeling or a thought. Unsurprisingly, that never worked. Not once.

Mix tape
Newsflash: Sophie erased your assortment of Morrissey and Nick Drake songs to make a ‘serious beats’ compilation for a guy named Chuck.

Orchestra of the Swan uses the mix tape concept to present a range of compositions that have no apparent reason to be on the same record: from Bach and Glass to Portishead and The Velvet Underground. If there’s an overarching message in all this, I couldn’t find it. It’s just a varied, enjoyable listen; sometimes, that’s all you want.

The track that stands out most is this minimalist piece, originally by the ambient duo A Winged Victory for the Sullen. The backbone of the composition consists, true to the title, of only a few open chords. They’re surrounded by flutters in the violins and some well-timed sighs of the cello.

Remove or add a few notes, and this would become the kind of music they generously disperse through your local wellness center. As it is, it sounds equally relaxing and moving. Halfway through, there’s a delightful Schubertian shift in the harmonies – always good for extra points in my book.

8. Fuga – allegro con spirito from piano sonata in e-flat minor, Op. 26, (Samuel Barber)

Barber piano sonata

Nobody could accuse Samuel Barber of taking the easy road when he started his piano sonata. It’s a composition that summarizes at least two centuries of keyboard music, with nods to Bach, Beethoven, Schoenberg and Gershwin.

It’s all the more impressive that the piece presents a unified whole where the seams never show. This final movement combines a classical fugue with jazzy inflections, twelve-tone rows and some Debussy-esque orientalism – ending with a humorous twist that would have pleased Papa Haydn.

Speaking of whom:

7. Adagio from Symphony nr. 31 (Joseph Haydn)

Haydn symphony 31

Featured on: Haydn 2032, Vol. 13: Horn Signal (Il Giardiono Armonico – Giovanni Antonini)

Giovanni Antonini and Il Giardino Armonico got it into their heads to record all 106 Haydn symphonies by 2032. Each – beautifully packaged – volume presents a few works under some common theme. On volume 13, it’s the presence of a prominent section of no less than four horns.

This early adagio in a gently rocking siciliano rhythm is far removed from the monumental ‘London symphonies’ of the older master. Haydn wasn’t yet speaking to the world but trying to please his master by catering to the strengths of the members of his ensemble. Each gets his turn to shine, with a special role for the horns, of course. But the young(ish) ‘master of form’ already knows how to unite it all into one balanced and engaging whole.

6. Tarentelle, pour flûte, clarinette et orchestre, op. 6 (Camille Saint-Saëns)

Bacchanale saint-saens

Featured on: Bacchanale: Saint-Saëns et la Méditerranée (Zahia Ziouani)

Camille Saint-Saëns visited Algeria no less than eighteen times. There, he picked up some tunes to include in several ‘oriental’ compositions.

These days, such compositional curiosity could lead to accusations of cultural appropriation. And you can’t deny that in those heydays of French colonialism, the musical exchange didn’t exactly happen on equal terms. So it’s nice that on this record, Zahia Ziouani combines the orientalism of Saint-Saens with contemporary Arabic songs.

The track I’ve chosen is an airy tarantella – Italian rather than oriental and with some Viennese flavors in the middle part. The flute and clarinet tumble acrobatically over each other, with other instruments sporadically joining in. It’s an impressive demonstration of Saint-Saëns’ compositional skill and keen talent for orchestration.

5. Solstice In/Solstice Out (Anna Meredith)

Nuc Anna Meredith

Featured on: Nuc (Ligeti Quartet – Anna Meredith)

Two tracks for the price of one, because they’re as indivisible as yin and yang. Solstice In drives up your blood pressure through a string quartet that moves from agitated glissandi to dull and obsessive pizzicati, combined with a piercing trumpet. Solstice Out brings you down again when both strings and trumpet are muffled and hesitant. It’s kind of like a musical hot-and-cold bath to both jolt and soothe your nerves.

4. Dans mon jardin à l’ombre (Anonymous)

Mon amant de saint-jean

Featured on: Mon amant de Saint-Jean (Stéphanie d’Oustrac – Le Poème Harmonique)

In 2023, I raved about an album by Joel Fredriksen that artfully combines Leonard Cohen’s songs with Renaissance chansons. One of those songs could have easily made this list. But I decided to include something from another album with a similar approach. It serves a fricassee of 17th-century popular songs, 17th-century Italian opera, and 20th-century popular songs – though never within the same tracks.

Thanks to a distinctive accordion and d’Oustrac’s impressive and theatrical delivery, this album sounds so French that it should come with a complimentary baguette. This track is a dark tale about a woman turning down a handsome young soldier because she’s married to a jealous, even violent older man. Musically, it would pair remarkably well with Cohen’s The Partisan.

3. Ah ch’infelice sempre (Antonio Vivaldi)

Sacroprofano

Featured on: Sacroprofano (Tim Mead – Arcangelo – Jonathan Cohen)

There are still those who look down on Vivaldi because he was ‘formulaic.’ They’re wrong for two reasons. First, every Baroque composer was formulaic by later standards. Yes, even J.S. Bach. Two, listen to an aria like this one and tell me with a straight face that this would be out of place in the St Matthew Passion.

The lyrics would have to be adapted, as this aria recounts the peculiarly frustrating sensation of being rejected by a nymph. Much like Cold As You by Taylor Swift, but with a minor divinity from antiquity instead of an emotionally unavailable dude from the Nillies.

Plucked strings express the falling tears in the A and A’ sections. The ending of the contrasting B section is lovely: one note hangs like an unfinished thought when the A’ section unexpectedly kicks in. It demonstrates that no formula is ever exhausted in the hands of a genius.

2. Ich will schweigen (Johann Hermann Schein)

Ein deutsches barockrequiem

Featured on: Ein Deutsches Barockrequiem (Vox Luminis – Lionel Meunier)

In 2023, the wealthiest man in the world conclusively revealed himself to be a narcissistic and delusional cartoon villain. As if that fact wasn’t scary enough, a surprising number of people are happy to condone his behavior because he’s a genius – just like Beethoven, J.S. Bach and Taylor Swift. ‘Genius’ is a label that we apply very quickly. I did it three sentences ago. And it’s not without its risks, like inflating the contribution of a few while underestimating those of the many.

Although Johann Hermann Schein is dutifully mentioned in all books on baroque music, no one would ever call him a genius.

Johann Hermann Schein
Although he had the hair of a genius. A MAD genius!

And yet, he composed what I consider to be one of the greatest masterpieces of the era. At least since I first heard it two years ago. It’s now recorded by my favorite baroque ensemble and, thus, an immediate certainty for this list. The text is a typical example of the long-lost virtue of humility, even slipping into the less commendable self-humiliation before the eyes of the Lord.

It ends with the sentence, ‘Ach wie gar nichts sind doch alle Menschen!’ – Oh, how all people are really nothing. Schein’s triumphant setting is paradoxical but fitting. Because what thought could be more liberating, both in the 17th century and today?

Elon Musk
Pictured: nothing

1. Maestoso from piano concerto nr. 1 in d minor (Johannes Brahms)

Brahms first piano concerto

Featured on: Brahms: Piano Concertos (Simon Trpčeski – Cristian Măcelaru – WDR Sinfonieorchester)

I earlier outed myself as middle-aged. Though that has been mathematically correct for quite some years, I’ve only truly felt it in 2023.

One of the great things about growing older is that you’re less likely to be taken on a rollercoaster by your emotions. But it unfortunately also means that music doesn’t ‘come in’ as powerfully as it used to.

Gone are the days when I could put on Beethoven’s Seventh or Schubert’s Unfinished at any time of the day and immediately enjoy the feeling of having access to all the sorrow and joy entangled with human existence. These days, I’m just as likely to mellow out to a Haydn adagio. Nice, but not quite the same.

But I’m also not that old yet. And I particularly feel that when I’m exploring the works of the young Johannes Brahms. His first piano concerto was finished shortly after the suicide of Robert Schumann – his friend, mentor, and husband of the love of his life. They say the opening chords picture that fateful leap into the Rhine. It doesn’t get much more adolescently pathetic than that. And I mean that in the best possible sense.

The concerto is not virtuosic but challenging to play, which is the exact opposite of what you would want as a soloist. The orchestration is also not particularly brilliant, as Brahms was still refining that part of his craft. Its first performances were not well received. Today, it’s respected, of course, but not nearly as popular as, say, Beethoven’s 3-4-5, Tsjaikovsky 1, or Rachmaninov 2.

None of that matters when you listen to this fantastic recording. The chemistry between the soloist and orchestra is out of this world, as is the sound quality. It never failed to entrance me, remind me what got me into classical music in the first place, and even make me feel twenty again!

And if you’ll now excuse me, I must get New Year’s dinner going. I won’t sleep a wink if I eat after 8 p.m.

Are these the best classical tracks of 2022?

Probably not. But out of the ones I’ve heard, I’ve enjoyed these the most.

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10. Qui ne regrettoit le gentil Févin, lamento à 4 (Jean Mouton)

The landscape of the polyphonists

Featured on: The landscape of the polyphonists (Huelgas Ensemble)

“He who did not mourn the gentle Févin, must surely be a rogue.” When renaissance folks honored their dead, they didn’t do it half-heartedly. Not in their texts, but also not in their music.

The gentle Févin was a colleague of Jean Mouton (1459-1522), who wrote this piece. It’s only 33 bars long in modern editions. Tenors and sopranos sing the exact same melody in canon. Basses and altos do the same with a complementary tune.

Paul Van Nevel and his Huelgas ensemble draw this out to three-and-a-half minutes by allowing the tenor and soprano to present the first part of the main melody by themselves and then bringing in the other voices. That gives you the chance to take in that beautiful line before getting engulfed by the full polyphonic jumble of notes – which can make listening to renaissance music such an ordeal.

The singers strike a tone which is fittingly plaintive without crossing into kitschy pathos. That drawn-out accent on the ‘Fé’ of the first ‘Févin’ alone was enough to land this track a spot on this list.

9. Yis’mechu (Benjamin Till)

Letter to Kamilla

Featured on: Letter to Kamilla – music in Jewish memory (Mosaic Voices)

While we consider all Christian liturgical music a part of the Western classical tradition, Jewish music (often equally ‘Western’) is almost totally ignored. The kindest explanation is that Jewish music was often performed covertly and hardly ever written down. Still, there’s a lot left to be discovered and enjoyed.

Mosaic Voices is the ensemble that sings at London’s New West End Synagogue. Judging by their debut album, those services must be among the best shows in town. Apart from the basic melodies, there’s nothing ‘authentic’ about this music: the arrangements range from the typical ‘oom-pahs’ to close harmony, classical polyphonic techniques and hand-clapping. All very artfully done and with plenty of variety.

Yis’mechu is a celebration of the Sabbath, and the music fittingly bubbles with joy, even silliness – including some spicy modulations (like at 1:49). At the same time, there seems to be an undercurrent of sadness in this song, with sobs in the melodies and frictions in the harmonies. Hard to describe what exactly is going on, but it works.

8. Piano Quintet in F minor, Op. 34 – Scherzo. Allegro – Trio (Johannes Brahms)

Brahms quintets

Featured on: Brahms: Quintets Opp. 34 & 111 (Pavel Haas Quartet, Boris Giltburg/Pavel Nikl)

Brahms is sometimes branded a conservative because he wanted to out-Beethoven Beethoven. But there’s no denying that precisely that ambition led him to compose – especially in his younger years – some of the most tempestuous music out there. This scherzo is as close to heavy metal as you can get without adding distortion and double bass drums.

The Pavel Haas quartet, supplemented with Boris Giltburg on piano, nail their performance with a vehemence and rhythmical precision that is out of this world. Strictly speaking, this is chamber music. But it’s pointless to imagine it in any other room than a concert hall. And impossible to listen to at home without cranking the volume all the way up to eleven.

7. Concert champêtre for harpsichord & orchestra, FP 49 – Andante (Francis Poulenc)

Concert Champêtre

Featured on: Poulenc, Schreker & Zimmermann: Orchestral works (Justin Taylor – Duisburg Philharmonic Orchestra – Axel Kober)

According to the booklet that accompanies this wonderful recording, Francis Poulenc (1899-1963) styled his ‘pastoral concerto’ after baroque composers such as Couperin and Rameau. But my feeling is that he was mainly channeling one of his other musical heroes: Mozart.

This movement, in a gently rocking siciliana rhythm (just as Mozart used in his KV 488 concerto), is as much about the rich wind section as the solo instrument. In fact, when the harpsichord first enters, it is to give a sort of accompaniment to the melody that just preceded it – as if it’s late for the party.

The whole piece is a grandiose display of Poulenc’s greatest talent: melodic invention. One charming tune flows into the next. Sometimes it seems you are listening to Mozart, until a peculiar detail or bold turn reminds you that this is 20th-century music. Indeed, some of the best music that the 20th century had to offer.

6. Variation from violin sonata V in e minor, C. 142 (Heinrich Ignaz Franz Biber)

Biber violin sonatas

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Isn’t it high time for another revival of baroque music? Only this time, let’s not make it about historical authenticity, but about doing whatever you want. Because that’s the freedom that baroque composers gave us. On paper, the beginning of this Biber variation looks like this:

Variation from violin sonata V in e minor

Only the solo violin is written out in detail. The notes below are the bass notes of the accompaniment that can be worked out freely. Put a cello and a harpsichord or organ there, and you get the typical sound of many a baroque album that’s excellently suited to not distract you during dinner parties. Put it in the hands of a varied ensemble (including theorbo, harp and lute) of inventive musicians and you’re up for an engrossing listening experience that demonstrates the genius of Salzburg’s second-greatest composer.

5. Imperial march (John Williams)

Imperial march John Williams

Featured on: John Williams: The Berlin Concert (Berliner Philharmoniker – John Williams)

Apparently, Vladimir Putin is a fan of Tchaikovsky. (Who wants to be the one to tell him?) But I think there’s a good chance that he’s strutting in front of the Kremlin mirrors to this John Williams tune every night. Because pure evil never sounded so cool.

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4. The hazelnut tree (Gabriel Kahane)

The hazelnut tree

Featured on: How do I find you (Sasha Cooke – Kirill Kuzmin)

Like so many of us, mezzo-soprano Sasha Cooke was cooped up inside because of the corona virus in 2020. She decided to ask a bunch of composers to send her songs inspired by their experience during that period. That resulted in the album ‘How do I find you’, a nice sampling from what you could call the ‘indie classical’ scene.

The hazelnut tree was the song that I immediately liked most. The lyrics hint to the desire – very common during that period – to disengage from the “fresh threats of doom” that are filling the papers. The music ripples nostalgically, with a piano that steadily moves the flow along while subtly commenting on the lyrics – the hallmark of good song writing since Schubert.

I admit that I never heard of Gabriel Kahane before this song. Apparently he’s also a singer-songwriter cut from the same high-quality fabric as Sufjan Stevens and Rufus Wainwright. He performs this song himself on his 2022 album Magnificent bird.

3. Ka Bohaleng/On the sharp side (Abel Selaocoe)

Ka Bohaleng/On the sharp side

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Remember how baroque music allows you to do whatever you like? Well, Abel Selacoe takes this opportunity to couple a theorbo and a kora to add improvisational accompaniment to a Platti cello sonata. He also hums along with Bach’s cello sarabandes. If you adhere to delusional concepts such as historical authenticity or cultural appropriation, please go to the next item on this list.

Ka bohaleng/On the sharp side would not be out of place on a pop album – another cultural divide Selacoe bridges effortlessly. The song is dedicated to mothers everywhere. Its text is based on the Sesotho saying that a woman holds a knife on the sharp side. Meaning: never underestimate her powers.

The music is a wild orgy of different influences: a typically African web of constantly shifting rhythms, meters, accents and tempi, paired with Western classical harmonies in the strings. Presiding the whole thing with his cello and amazing voice, Selacoe keeps everything on the rails towards a delirious climax that makes you go straight to the repeat button.

2. Fantasia in F minor for a mechanical organ, K.608 (arr. for 2 pianos by Feruccio Busoni) (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)

Fantasia in F minor for a mechanical organ, K.608

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The self-playing mechanical organ was something of a marvel in the late 18th century. When Mozart was asked to write music for it, he no doubt reacted like the professional freelancer he was, “welcoming the challenge”. In truth, as he wrote to his wife, the commission bored him to death. And yet, the end result is one of his last great masterpieces.

Julien Libeer chooses this work as the halfway point of his journey through the history of keyboard music since J.S. Bach. A great choice, because Mozart’s fantasia looks back as well as forward. An opening in baroque French overture style flows into a Bach-like fugue and then an adagio overflowing with Mozartian charm. A slightly more complex and faster recapitulation of the fugue leads to the climactic ending.

At the same time, like a lot of late Mozart, the music looks forward to early romanticism, particularly – especially in this arrangement – to Schubert’s four-hand fantasia in the same key.

1. Ciacona seconda (Francesco Tristano Schlimé)

Ciacona seconda

Featured on: On early music (Francesco Tristano Schlimé)

Of course, the history of keyboard music does not start with Bach. For his record On early music, pianist and composer Francesco Tristano focuses on 16/17th century pioneers such as John Bull, Orlando Gibbons and Girolamo Frescobaldi.

Tristano alternates faithful renditions of these renaissance/baroque pieces with his own compositions that are inspired by both the general style and particular details of the early music that surrounds them. Ciacona seconda is a chaconne based on an inconspicuous fragment lifted from a Frescobaldi piece that’s looped into infinity.

Like others on this lists, this is a composition that telescopes various styles and periods of music: from early baroque to jazz and minimalism. The end result is a hypnotic display of virtuosity that grabs you from its very first notes and never lets go.

Inspector Morse: classical music’s uncommon ambassador

In my previous blog, I talked about how classical music was the model for many amazing film scores. But when classical music is itself the subject of tv or cinema, it’s often in a negative light. To indicate that a character is old-fashioned, stuffy, and possibly a psychopath.

Classical music fan
A typical fan of Bach’s Goldberg Variations

In short: the classical music lover on the small or big screen is seldomly someone with whom you’re supposed to sympathize. With one curious exception: Endeavour Morse.

Amiable snob

To be clear, inspector Morse is not a likeable guy – at least not in a traditional way. This late version of the British gentleman detective is from a humble background. But that doesn’t stop him from looking down on just about everyone around him. He’s exceptionally mean to his faithful subordinate, Sergeant Lewis, whom he scolds for his grammar, his lack of cultural capital, and occasionally even his wife.

Music inspector Morse
Chief Inspector Morse, looking down on you and everyone else.

Nevertheless, you can’t help rooting for the old grouch. Because of his sarcastic sense of humor and anti-establishment stance. And because he’s a dog that barks but never bites. There are even some surprisingly tender moments between him and Lewis.

Conservative taste

Through his refined tastes, Morse tries to distance himself from his unhappy childhood. He sculpted himself a persona out of poetry, museum visits, craft beers (long before those became fashionable) and – of course – classical music.

It’s no wonder that his preferences are on the conservative side. Lots of Mozart and Wagner. Scarcely something composed after 1900. The only time he stumbles into other musical worlds, he’s genuinely bewildered – like in the episode Cherubim & Seraphim, which is against the deafening backdrop of the rave scene. Hearing a familiar sample in one of the dance tracks, he shouts indignantly: “But that’s Allegri’s Miserere, conducted by Sir Adrian Boult!” – as if he’s made a crucial discovery in his investigation into the death of a young schoolgirl.

Spoiler alert!

Two episodes are inspired by a piece of classical music. In Masonic Mysteries, Morse is persecuted by a nemesis who taunts him with references to Mozart’s Magic Flute. But my favorite is Twilight of The Gods, where Morse investigates the shooting of a Welsh opera singer who’s famous for performing Brünnhilde in Wagner’s ring cycle.

The episode is littered with references to the famous opera tetralogy, including a subplot where it appears that the villain of the story murdered his son – just like Wotan killed Siegmund. There are also a lot of helicopters flying around, for no other reason I can think of but as a nod to the helicopter scene in Apocalypse Now, set to the Ride of the Valkyries. There’s even a burning Walhalla at the end, even if it’s a scale model.

Reluctant popularizer

Naturally, the success of the Inspector Morse series led to a stream of soundtrack CDs that sold like hot cakes. One wonders what the character himself would have thought about these ‘greatest hits’ CD boxes for sale at supermarket checkouts. I imagine a conversation such as this one:

  • Morse: “Lewis, but this is the sort of music l like, only cut up into less-than-four-minute fragments. Look, that’s the immolation scene from Götterdämmerung, conducted by Furtwängler!”
  • Lewis: “Ay Sir, it’s from a television series me wife likes!”
  • Morse: “Well, she would, wouldn’t she? As Frank Lloyd Wright said, Lewis, television is chewing gum for the eyes.”

Nevertheless, it’s possible that Inspector Morse did more for the popularity of classical music than many well-meaning but predictably failing educational initiative.

For decades, classical music tried to get rid of its reputation of pretentiousness in order to appeal to the masses. And when the masses do fall for it, it’s because the greatest snob of all listens to it in his vintage Jaguar Mark 2. Go figure.

Inspector Morse theme music

Finally, you can’t write about Inspector Morse and music without mentioning one of the most lasting legacies of the series: the theme music by Barrington Pheloung. It cleverly starts with the violins rhythmically spelling out MORSE in, well, morse code.

It’s still the most popular TV soundtrack ever written – leaving behind works by Khachaturian, Rossini and Prokofiev. Something that the inspector himself would certainly have frowned upon.

Review: John Williams – The Berlin Concert

There’s no shortage of cultural pessimists who complain about the dwindling societal status of classical music. Until the middle of the twentieth century, they say, classical music was part of popular culture. Today, it’s nothing more than a shrinking niche.

That might be true if you look at record sales and concert attendance. But dig deeper, and you notice how the classical music tradition influenced much of the culture that supposedly supplanted it. And the best example is the Hollywood blockbuster.

Wagner in space

What part of the success of movies like ET, Jurassic Park or Harry Potter would be due to their music? My guess is 60 percent. Up to 80 percent for the Star Wars movies. If they didn’t have the best soundtrack of all time, their attraction would be inexplicable.

Yoda Star Wars music
“Pseudo-profound Muppet, I am.”

The man responsible for the music in all those films is John Williams, a composer who brought the sound of late-romantic composers such as Wagner and early modernists such as Stravinsky and Holst to just about every cinema theatre and living room. And who – at ninety years of age – is now embraced by the classical music establishment. Both the Vienna and Berlin Philharmonic welcomed him for a concert and album devoted to his work. You can’t get more canonized than that.

John Williams Beethoven
John Williams (on the right). Beethoven (on the wall).

Goosebumps

If you needed one, listening to the recording of The Berlin Concert is a reminder that Williams wrote some of the most exciting music since World War II. And I mean that in an almost physical way. Doubtlessly nostalgia plays a part in it, but I get goosebumps every time I hear the Flying Theme from ET or the Throne Room & Finale music from Star Wars. The Berlin Philharmonic devotes all of its considerable forces to this project. The result is both a breathtaking musical experience and an opportunity to brush up on your knowledge of all the instruments in a symphonic orchestra. Not in the least the percussion and brass sections.

Winning formula

There’s one thing that Williams does better than anyone else: conveying immensity in music. Immensity of emotion, like in the heartbreaking music from Schindler’s List, which is inexplicably not included on this album. Or immensity of space, like in the theme from Jurassic Park, which immediately conjures up rolling planes with grazing brontosauruses – or whatever they are (ask your local six-year-old).

His themes often combine a strong rhythmic drive (hence the percussionists working overtime) and yearning melodies that quickly reach their climax – then start over again.

That’s it, that’s the formula. Oh, and trumpets. Lots of trumpets. Williams even asked for American trumpets to be used in this Berlin concert. Because they make more noise than European trumpets, apparently. Next time someone complains to you about the uniformity of modern global culture, hit them with this trumpet factoid to shut them up.

You can’t blame Williams for sticking to his winning musical formula. As a blockbuster composer, that’s what you’re paid to do. While George Lucas asked him to write something in the style of Gustav Holst’s The Planets for Star Wars, subsequent directors requested something in the style of John Williams. And that’s what he gave them. The Superman March, Raiders March, … all great pieces. But put them on the same record and it soon gets tedious.

That’s why the more ‘atypical’ pieces on this album are such a relief. Like the opening Olympic Fanfare and Theme, which shows an affinity with the populist music of Aaron Copland. The avant-garde sounds of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Or the folk tunes of Far and Away.

But the absolute high point is the Elegy for Cello and Orchestra. Because it seems to tell a story, rather than just support one.

On second thoughts …

Who am I kidding? Yes, the elegy is a fine composition. I’ll keep that in mind for whenever I need to sound sophisticated when discussing the oeuvre of John Williams (you never know where life takes you).

But the real high point of this album comes at the end: the Imperial March from Star Wars. Not since Mozart’s Queen of the Night did evil sound so terrifying and yet so alluring. If this is what the dark side sounded like, I would have joined them in a second.

And ended up as this guy.

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Haydn’s Mass in time of war

On May 12, 1809, Vienna was under siege by the French, who would soon capture the city. One cannonball had the nerve to fall into the courtyard of Austria’s most famous composer: Joseph Haydn. But while his household was understandably scared out of their wits, the bed-ridden 77-year old exclaimed dryly (and a bit smugly):

“Children, don’t be frightened. Where Haydn is, nothing can happen to you.”

Mass in time of war by Haydn
Bombardment of Vienna on May 12, 1809. Haydn’s house was in one of the suburbs.

This anecdote perfectly fits the popular image of good old ‘Papa’ Haydn. He might be an old bore, but at least he offers you comfort when you most need it.

But maybe there’s a more universal message to this story as well. One about the power of art withstanding the barbary of war. Which is hard to believe in – much as I do wish a Papa Haydn in the garden of everyone who falls victim to present-day Napoleons (or worse).

Click to find out why Haydn is the one-and-only inventor of classical music.

The military roots of classical music

Born in a continent continually ravished by armed conflict, it’s no wonder that classical music was partly shaped by the ritual of warfare. Apart from the church, royalty and nobility were the main sponsors of music. And few things get their juices flowing like the musical praise of their glorious deeds on the battlefield.

Such military music rarely excels in subtlety. What it does have in abundance are trumpets and timpani. Their typical musical gestures – drum rolls and fanfares – found their way to the standard language of classical composers. Sometimes to evoke the battlefield, sometimes just for the fun of it – like in Mozart’s Jupiter symphony.

In Haydn’s Missa in tempore belli (Mass in time of war), there’s no doubt that the drumming and tooting are meant to evoke military conflict. What’s less clear, is what Haydn was trying to say.

Haydn’s mass in time of war: pacifist or belligerent?

At least since World War One, we’re used to music echoing pacifist sentiments. Examples range from Benjamin Britten and Leonard Bernstein to Bob Dylan. In the 18th and 19th centuries, however, composers more often glorified war. When that results in awful music such as Beethoven’s Wellington’s victory or Tchaikovsky’s Overture 1812, we don’t need to worry about a clash between or conscience and our good taste.

But what about Haydn’s war mass? When he wrote the work in the summer of 1796, his homeland was under attack from the French on two fronts. There’s little doubt that he was literally praying for an Austrian victory. Is his Missa in tempore belli the musical evocation of that? Or a streaming indictment of war itself?

“Can we please have peace?”

Although the whole mass is of course worth your listen, you have to wait for the military-themed part until the last movement, the Agnus Dei:

The text is important here:

Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundiLamb of God, who takes away the sins of the world
miserere nobishave pity on us
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundiLamb of God, who takes away the sins of the world
dona nobis pacemgive us peace

The piece starts in an uneventful F major with three repetitions of ‘Agnus Dei’ – rising in intensity – and ‘Qui tollis peccata mundi’. But then, after about one minute, there’s a soft drum roll. In his memoires, Haydn stated that this “should sound as if one heard the enemy approaching in the distance.”

The choir starts the ‘miserere’ part. At first hesitantly, but as the war drums rise in volume, the music turns to a woeful C minor. At about two minutes into the piece, the trumpets join in, and the choir sounds ever more despairing.

At about 3 minutes, everything calms down again. Against the continuing backdrop of the timpani, the choir for the first time takes up the ‘dona nobis pacem’. Although the text is an order (Give us peace!), Haydn musically turns it into a hesitant question (Can we please have peace?) – ending on the unstable chord of G7.

Dona nobis pacem Haydn

“Give us peace!”

The answer to the question follows immediately after that: a glorious fanfare! But then comes the true message of this Mass in time of war. Instead of joining in the triumph, the chorus overrules it by shouting at the top of its lungs (the longest note in the whole mass): we don’t want victory, we want peace!

Dona novbis pacem Haydn

A few bars later, the victory march comes to a halt. After a full bar of complete silence, the soloists start a – weirdly unsynchronized – chromatic descent that completely stops the momentum.

A very short fanfare kicks everything back in gear. What follows borders on an anti-war chant. The four voices mostly pound on the ‘dona nobis pacem’ in the same rhythm – as if they’re holding banners on the streets instead of scores in a concert hall. Then there’s this exhilarating moment when the tenors and basses sing the exact same note and are answered by the altos and sopranos:

Dona nobis pacem haydn

The orchestra backs that up with drum rolls and trumpets. The musical language of war is being used to aggressively demand its banishment from this world.

What’s in a name?

There’s a fine line between interpretation and fabrication. Maybe I’ve just crossed it. Nevertheless, there’s one undisputed fact that points to the message that Haydn wanted to convey with this mass: the name itself.

Most of the well-known nicknames for Haydn’s works – like the Farewell and the Surprise symphonies – stem from the 19th century. But the name for this mass came from the man himself. He could have named it War mass, Victory mass, Glory of Austria mass, or whatever. After all, Haydn was a staunch patriot, who wrote the Austrian (and later German) national anthem. He played it incessantly on the piano during the siege of Vienna that this article started with.

In that light, Mass in time of war is an oddly unspecific title. It illustrates the universal aspirations typical of late Haydn – maybe the first composer who was truly aware of the fact that his legacy would outlive him. With this title, he subtly moves the focus from the conflict itself to what it means to those who must endure its consequences – who understand what it means to live in a time of war. He offers them comfort. But also a clear message: don’t settle for the lie that is victory – enduring peace is the only thing worth fighting for.

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Time to hit the brakes on Beethoven? A dive into whole-beat metronome practice (WBMP)

In an earlier article, I mused about the many hours I’ve wasted watching music-related YouTube videos. This post is about the channel that stole the most of my time: Authentic Sound by Wim Winters – the closest thing the classical music universe has to a conspiracy theorist. At least if you believe some of the comments on his channel or on discussion boards such as these.

Whole-beat metronome practice discussion

So, what vile beliefs does Winters peddle on his channel? That Mozart was the leader of a band of child molesters? That Schumann was murdered by Brahms so he could steal his wife? That Beethoven was black, or Handel was gay?

Prepare to be disappointed …

Wim Winters is the inventor and tireless evangelist of the whole-beat metronome practice or WBMP: he’s convinced that music from the 18th and 19th centuries should be played slower than it usually is. And I mean waaaaaay slower. This is what he thinks Beethoven’s fifth symphony should sound like:

To understand where that comes from, we need to talk about metronome marks.

The mystery of Beethoven’s metronome

The metronome was invented in Beethoven’s time. In fact, he was one of the first of many composers who enthusiastically embraced it. They jumped at the chance to ensure ‘faithful’ executions of their music. Just indicate the number of beats per minutes at the top of the score and that’s the tempo everyone should stick to. What could be simpler?

A lot, apparently. Because if we look at some of these metronome markings today, they seem unreasonably fast. In cases such as the marking Beethoven gave to his Hammerklavier sonata, it makes the music virtually unplayable.

Hammerklavier score
Not that it’s easy at any speed. That opening jump in the left hand is what keeps pianists awake at night.

It’s understandable that, for a long time, most performers pretended they didn’t see those metronome numbers and played the music considerably slower. That changed when the historically informed performance (HIP) movement picked up steam in the 1970s. True to their brand, the HIPsters dusted off those ‘authentic’ tempo indications and set out to prove they were not so absurd after all.

There’s a technical argument to back this up. Period instruments – such as baroque violins – make ‘shorter’ sounds that favor faster tempi. Pianofortes, moreover, have a lighter mechanical action than contemporary pianos, which makes them easier to play at high speeds.

And yet, that doesn’t conclusively solve the tempo problem. For one thing, the HIP performers, even if they play considerably faster, rarely reach the giga speeds that are proscribed for some works.

And it still seems strange that 19th century amateurs would have been expected to play at speeds that even present-day professionals struggle with. Consider that Chopin, who was not a show virtuoso like Liszt, would have been unable to play some of his own scores at the speeds he proscribed.

A very poor amateur pianist myself, I regularly play some of have J.S. Bach’s inventions – works that are explicitly meant for beginners. To play them at the metronome speeds mentioned in my score, is far beyond my reach. And even if I could pull it off, the result would sound ludicrous. The editor seems to be aware of this because they added a footnote:

“The metronomisations based on transition are intended for purposes of study, otherwise a more moderate time might be advisable throughout.”

Notwithstanding the abominable translation, it’s clear they think that the proscribed tempo would sound unmusical. So they advise you to slow down for actual performances. But what could be the point of making students play Bach at speeds that are not only unattainable, but also unmusical?

When I play those inventions, I regularly land at a tempo that’s about half as fast as the metronome mark. It’s feasible, and it sounds okay. And now we’re getting there …

From broken metronomes and stupid composers to the WBMP

Over the years, people have come up with several solutions to the metronome problem. A popular one is that there were a lot of broken metronomes around in the 19th century and that composers were too stupid to notice. A recent one even speculates (with the help of artificial intelligence no less!) that Beethoven wasn’t even smart enough to properly use a metronome.

More interesting is the idea of a psychological effect: music goes faster in the imagination than in reality, which compels composers to exaggerate their tempo indications. Perhaps, but that’s only valid if you assume that they never assess those spontaneous markings – at the keyboard for example.

And then there’s Wim Winters’ solution: whole-beat metronome practice (WBMP). In a nutshell: the first composers who encountered the metronome didn’t measure by the ticks of the mechanism but by the swing of the pendulum. As there are two ticks for every swing, their tempo indication needs to be doubled and the music would sound half as fast. Or double as slow.

Figuring out WBMP
Oh come on, it’s not rocket science!

Problems with the whole-beat metronome practice

Winters’ theory is certainly intriguing, and some of the examples he (cherry)picks certainly make you wonder. I recommend his series on the Bach inventions I mentioned earlier. Agree with him or not, but after that you cannot hold up the claim that there’s nothing fishy about 19th century metronome marks.

But there are also reasons for skepticism. For instance: wouldn’t you expect at least some, or even a lot of, direct historical evidence? Remember, Winters doesn’t only apply the WBMP to Beethoven and his pupils but also to composers like Chopin, Schubert, Schumann, … even all the way up to Max Reger. Why did no one, during those almost one hundred years, feel the need to express their amazement of the fact that the whole world had been using the metronome wrong?

Another reason to doubt the WMPB is the fact that if the music was played at a little less than half the speed, concerts would have taken almost twice as long. Haydn and Mozart symphonies would have easily gone on for more than 45 minutes – Beethoven symphonies regularly close to 80 minutes, the 9th even 2 hours. Unlikely, since contemporary critics complained about the outlandish length of some of Beethoven’s symphonies because they took more than 45 minutes. Although, it must be said that it’s very hard to determine what exactly was played during 19th-century concerts. Were all the movements of a symphony always performed? And what about the repeats within movements?

Finally, there’s the very obvious problem of some music in triple meters such as 3/8. Say that the metronome indication is 100/dotted quarter note, and you want to interpret it according to the WBMP. That means you would need to play mostly three notes against two ticks – or in constant polyrhythm with the metronome. It’s doable but far from comfortable. And it strengthens the first argument against WBMP: why did no one in the 19th century protest against such obvious (and easily avoidable) impracticalities?

And then, of course, there’s the cuckoo at the end of Beethoven 6th symphony.

The swinging of the pendulum

So, Winters’ WMPB theory is – though highly entertaining – very suspect. Nevertheless, he has a lot of committed believers. People who think that this is what Schubert’s Fantasy in f minor should sound like:

Crazy, right? But wait a minute: is it that much crazier than this interpretation of – again – Beethoven’s Hammerklaviersonate?

Impressive, sure. But to me, that tempo choice – though in the other direction – is almost as absurd. The difference is that the person making that choice is a highly respected pianist instead of a guy with a fringe YouTube channel. By the way, that’s still not as fast as Beethoven’s ‘single beat’ metronome mark. Here’s how that would sound.

When it comes to the speed of performed music before the recording era, we will always remain in the dark. What is certain, is that tempos have varied considerably over the years, owing to nothing more than fashion.

The HIP movement was fashion posing as science. Its anti-bourgeois, back-to-the-basics attitude paired well with the post-1960s cultural climate. Its love of speedy performances was partly a spill-over from pop and rock aesthetics. And it greatly benefited from the fact that recordings help to erase the lack of volume of period instruments. There’s nothing authentic about listening to a Beethoven symphony played by a supposedly 18th century orchestra and then turning it up to eleven.

And now, the pendulum is swinging back again. Look at the success of post-classical, neoclassical, indie classical or whatever you want to call it: slow, meditative music is all the rage. Wouldn’t it be perfectly natural if that influences the way we choose to interpret Beethoven or Chopin? We don’t need Winters’ creative historical research to back that up. But we certainly also don’t need the dogmas of the authenticity school to hold it back.

The revenge of the amateurs

It’s my hope that the relative success of Winters’ channel is an early indication of another swing of the pendulum: the death of classical music as a spectator sport. And the return of the amateur musician as the true hero of musical history.

The tagline of Winters’ channel used to be ‘They wrote music for you’. Whether that’s true of all music after Beethoven is another matter. But it’s certainly a fact that the success of the classical repertoire is mostly down to the incredible market for sheet music that existed during the 19th and early 20th century. Just about every middle-class house had a piano where the works of Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Chopin, … were saved from oblivion. And it’s safe to guess that wasn’t done with the technical mastery of today’s maestros who practice sixty hours a week.

Playing an instrument – alone or together – is a gloriously absorbing activity that lets you experience music in a totally different way from merely consuming it. And yet, many of us learn to play an instrument when we’re young, and then give it up when we realize that ‘competence’ is all we can strive for. We seem to believe there’s no greater embarrassment than to become an imperfect version of the standard that is the professional musician.

It should be the other way around. The amateur musician is the standard, and the flawless, breakneck-speed virtuosos served to us by the music industry are circus freaks. They’re by no means out of place in the concert hall, but live music making should not be limited to payable venues.

Saying goodbye to unattainable tempo expectations is one of the easiest ways of greatly expanding the repertoire for amateur musicians. It’s no wonder that they flock to Winters’ YouTube channel. Or as a person on this forum so eloquently puts it:

They probably have the same problem as him: no technique but still wants to play.”

Exactly. And all the more power to them.

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